It has come to my my attention that there is a very good possibility that the expected heir to the Blakeney fortune will not, in fact, be a Blakeney. Lady Blakeney's activities with a certain Frenchman lead this observant soul to speculate that the child will indeed be completely French. Poor Blakeney. Stuck raising a cuckoo ( Read more... )

Upon arriving in this place, I resolved not to take an active role in matters, at first, and instead to observe from afar.

And what I have observed seems to justify virtually every decision I have ever made.

Those... wizards seem to be a rather vile and dissolute lot. Jumping to violence at every opportunity- at least from what I've seen. And ( Read more... )

In the light of a particular... person returned to here, and considering that I am the eldest of the Elves here as well as entitled to this, by birthright, anyway, I have decided to take on the kingship over the Noldor again. That includes, I suppose, distant relations, too. And, of course, anyone who might wish to stand under my *cough* benevolent ( Read more... )

This is mostly for Chauvelin's amusement, but I thought the community in general may like to know that that annoying little beachball our very own Armand St. Just just celebrated his 25th birthday.

See here.

I was a pro-house-unity Head Boy. I did not just type that subject line.How do, everybody. My name's Caradoc Dearborn -- yes, the one who disappeared and whose body they never found. 'They' being my posse, the infamous Order of the Phoenix. (Fact of the matter is, by my interpretation, I'm not really dead. Sorry to fuss everyone. It's...a bit ( Read more... )

Ah, hallo. Colonel Baron Georges Pontmercy, at your service. I heard that perchance my son Marius had made his home here ( Read more... )

My name is Professor Gilderoy Lockhart. I was am a professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, international celebrity and author, Order of Merlin 3rd class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League, Five-Time Winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile award. I imagine you're all very happy to see me! If you want my ( Read more... )

Bonjour tout le monde! Je m'appelle Felix Tholomyes.

I've already had a bit of a...welcome to this fine community, in the Mansion place, but I suppose a more formal introduction is in order, oui? So here I am, in all my Parisian glory, and I'm sure you're thrilled, every one of you. Except perhaps that fellow from last night.Oh, yes, and my ( Read more... )

*peers around cautiously, taking in everything* Well, I hope I don't get caught on the computer. Gordon wouldn't be too happy about that. *rolls her eyes, but still looks slightly frightened* Right now I'm at what they would call a "foster home", but what we call a hellhole. "We" includes my sisters - there's a total of four of us. We're not ( Read more... )

Well... hello. This rather odd Muggle girl has dragged me over here, quite against my will *sniffs ( Read more... )